Funny Poem : Freddy Floppy Friggle Fry

Freddy Floppy Friggle Fry
really, really loves to eat pie.
Blueberry, Cherry, Apple or Rye,
Chocolate, Penutbutter, Lemon, and Lime.
He eats them all one by one at a time,
Never getting full or spending a dime.
All day Freddy's mother bakes pies,
Until its staked far over her eyes.

She's 6 foot 9, He's 4 foot 8,
As you can Imagine He is FAR overweight.
He rolls downstairs, and bounces up hills,
But eating pies are his only thrills.

One day the pies got stacked up so far,
That it smothered his mom,
It crushed their car!
He now knew that the pies could not be stopped.
It crushed the town it ran over the cop.
We all must know that Freddy Floppy Friggle Fry,
Eventually dies from eating way too much pie.


-by Cheyenne Allison & Amber Applegate © 2010 Hinata Flix/Sazuna Studios